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Subject: My Shanghai Hongkou District Spa Adventure
Alright, so listen up. I finally bit the bullet and checked out that “Shanghai Hongkou District Mufu Spa” place everyone’s been whispering about. You know, the one with all the… ahem… “special” treatments. I figured, what the hell, gotta live a little, right?
First off, finding the damn place was a mission. It’s tucked away in this back alley, behind a dodgy-looking karaoke bar. The sign was faded and half-broken, but hey, that just adds to the mystique, doesn’t it?
I walk in, and it’s exactly what you’d expect. Dim lighting, incense burning, the faint sound of panpipes playing somewhere. The receptionist, a lady who looked like she’d seen it all, just gave me a nod and pointed me to a changing room.
The changing room was small and kinda damp, but whatever. I got changed into the provided robe – which smelled faintly of disinfectant and something I couldn’t quite place – and shuffled down the hallway.
Next thing I know, I’m in this room with a massage table. A woman, maybe in her late 20s, comes in and gives me the once-over. She barely speaks any English, but we manage to communicate with a lot of pointing and gesturing. I opt for the “full body relaxation” package, because why not go all out?
The massage itself was… interesting. Let’s just say it wasn’t your average Swedish massage. There were definitely some “extra” touches involved. I won’t go into details, but let’s just say I left feeling very relaxed, if you catch my drift.
Afterward, they offered me tea and some fruit. I sat in the waiting area for a bit, trying to process what just happened. Honestly, it was a bit of a blur.
Was it worth it? Eh, maybe. It was definitely an experience. Would I go back? Probably not regularly. But hey, now I can say I’ve done it. And that’s gotta count for something, right? So, yeah that’s how my shanghai trip went.
